HELLO ZOMBIE!

I AM A LEMUR

I’m a girl born with geek in the blood.  Fox Mulder is my hero and Wicket the Ewok is my partner in crime (don’t mess with Ewoks, they will CUT YOU).  I had a luck dragon named Falkor when I was a kid, and my buddy Lucas once asked me, “What’s with today, today?” and then we rocked out to AC/DC’s “If You Want Blood.”  I read Clive Barker’s The Thief of Always at age 11 and I’ve been a horror hound ever since.  Mike, Joel, Tom Servo and Crow are my best friends forever times infinity. I know the lyrics to every They Might Be Giants song and I have a personal superhero named Artie who affectionately calls me his “little viking.”  I firmly believe that Nick Cave, Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, and Lou Reed should all get together and make a children’s album (the perfect soundtrack for childhood dreams). I worship at the altar of Henry Rollins, Spider Jerusalem, and Joe Bob Briggs.  My backpack’s got jets and I enjoy bringing my knees in tight to do the Time Warp again.  Philip K. Dick is a prophet and my favorite dinosaur is the Stegosaurus.  I play on expert and I have an extensive plan for survival in the coming Zombie Wars.

and I’m a lemur.